Is there no privacy laws anymore?

In my day you'd just sue?

Simon Cowell now Jessie J has an unauthorised book written about her? Why? She has been in the public eye for like what, two years? Who can justify writing a book about someone who's only been famous and successful for the last two years. In this book it claims that Jessie J is not bisexual, but a full blown lesbian and that she was told to come out as such as it was more fashionable. Although Jessie J has firmly DENIED all this bullshit the book continues to say that she had knew she was a full blown lesbian since she was 17. I'm not sure its me kinda book.

Mayor Kardashian?

Next stop the White House!

On a recent episode of Khloe and Lamar, Kim Kardashian made a bold statement that she will run for mayor of Glendale. Even though she doesn't actually live there and never has she has looked into what would make her eligible. That eligibility will include moving to the Los Angeles suburb and buying another house to add to her current portfolio of two Los Angeles residences. But thick shit Kim actually has no fucking clue about politics or the fact that there isn't a mayor of Glendale, instead it has five council members who take turns at mayor. I give up. I will cry for you Glendale.

Nicki Minaj deletes Twitter from her life

FAKE!!!!

Nicki Minaj has deleted her Twitter account after an argument with a fan who leaked her new music on line. This comes at a difficult time for the star(?) who has caused tension within her own family by claiming that she wanted to kill her father Omar. Who obviously was pretty hurt by this outburst or publicity stunt (your decision) and is backed up by sources close to the family who claim that although he does have anger management issues these facts are simply untrue.

Brad Pitt finally proposed

I don't like it.

I think someone (Angelina Jolie) was jealous of her boyfriends ex wife announcing her love and engagement so had to follow suit. Its reported that the ring cost $250,000 (less than Jennifer's) and took a year to design, which I think is complete bullshit and she only wants people to think that marriage was on the cards before Jennifer and Justin's relationship. I don't buy it. Well good luck Ang, third times a charm!

Simon Cowell slept with Dannii Minogue?

Slightly nervous?

The man who is afraid of commitment, Simon Cowell is having a book written about him by former BBC reporter Tom Bower. 'The Intimate Life Of Simon Cowell' will include quotes from the sugar daddy and intimate details of his relationships and sexual conquests, obviously. Anyway back in 2007 photos surfaced of Simon and Dannii Minogue holding hands and that's not all that happened. The pair had a wild affair during 2008 just before Dannii met her future boyfriend, Kris Smith who she went on to have a baby boy called Ethan and a four year relationship ending earlier this month. Whilst Simon had many more sexual conquests and not much else. And none of them had 'hair' or 'tits' like Dannii.

Why don't people like Madonna?

Why would you be looking at her toes anyway?

The only reason that I can think of is that they must be jealous? Every project, song and statement she's says seems to cause deep offence or people just bitch for any reason they can. She has sold over 300 million records so is obviously a talented musician and women to aspire to be like unlike some artists today but because she works hard to stay fit over the age of 50 and she forgets to get a pedicure religiously, she obviously has more important things to do! Does anyone actually give a fuck that she attended her own perfume launch in Macy's in peep toe Christian Louboutins without a pedicure? Doubt it.

Diddy got a univited house guest, for 11 years.

He looks... sane?

Diddy may be a crazy dude but his house guest is even crazier, early this week a man with a history of crime and mental illness broke into Diddy's East Hampton modern waterfront home to 'get away from the city for a while'. When questioned initially he was able to pass himself off as one of Diddy's cousins and had claimed to have been a regular visitor at the residence since 2001, which police reports agree to as he first broke into the home eleven years ago. This is actually more funny that the guy who broke into Celine Dion's house a took a cold shower, Diddy must just not mind so random person sleeping in his bed, wearing his clothes and eating his food.