King of Blawg's Worst People of 2011

He's been paided to wear them (probably)

1. Justin Bieber - Being a sell out and cashing in on pointless products.
2. Katie Price - She dumped her foreign boyfriend because lack of sex. Do you blame him?
3. Lady GaGa - She copied Bette Midler and Madonna? Get a grip love we've seen it all before!
4. Angelina Jolie - Just generally annoys me; plastic surgery and just a fake fucking person!
5. Kim Jong-il - Just a twat of a dictator, not no more like.
6. Colonel Gaddafi - Killed millions and looted his own country, cunt.
7. Tamara Ecclestone - Billion Dollar Girl $$ is just not relatable at all!
8. Petra Ecclestone - For having a £12m wedding to a fat prick, you could do better.
9. Will Smith - He thinks he's fucking God!
10. Kanye West - Your not Karl Lagerfeld your designs have been done! DIE!

King of Blawg's Best People of 2011

Looking better than ever!

1. Adele (Obviously) - Had a rough year and still came out the other end looking hotter than ever!
2. Khloe Kardashian - Unlike Kim shes in a real marriage as she moved to Dallas for her husband.
3. Katy Perry - One of the best songs of 2011, The One That Got Away.
4. Mariah Carey - She's got it all loving husband and children and about half a billion in the bank.
5. Harper Beckham - Photographed more than most people in their lives and she's less than a year old!
6. Rebecca Black - She's became a celebrity for being talentless and hated.
7. Dita von Teese - An elegant style icon who is designing her first clothing line.
8. Jedward - Hated by millions but couldn't give a fuck.
9. Perez Hilton - Perez Hilton Superfan made him less of a twat.
10. Jaiden Michael - On the road to being the next Perez Hilton.

King of Blawg's Lows of 2011

Glad she's on the road to recovery

1. Adele had to have a serious throat operation.
2. Dannii Minogue wasn't on the UK X Factor.
3. Katie Price is still alive.
4. Mariah Carey lowered herself by singing a duet with Justin Bieber.
5. Ryan Gigg's Super Injunction gave Imogen Thomas a career boost.
6. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split.
7. Frankie Cocozza is still infected with several STD's.
8. Kim Kardashian earned $18m off her fake wedding! (Whore)
9. Guiliana Rancic was diagnosed with Cancer.
10. Khloe Kardashian is having troubles with getting pregnant.

King of Blawg's Highs of 2011

Dam she hot!

1. Adele had the highest selling album of 2011!
2. Little Mix missed out on the number one.
3. Mariah Carey had twins!
4. Stacey Solomon got engaged!
5. Colonel Gaddafi was murdered.
6. Justin Bieber may have had sex.
7. Beyonce is pregnant (finally).
8. Sinitta went of I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
9. Cheryl Cole left the UK X Factor.
10. Cheryl Cole got dropped from the US X Factor.

The King of Blawg's Best Story of 2011

We get it, it happened one time.

The best story of 2011 had to be Justin Bieber fathering a child. How Mariah Yeater thinks that two nu nu's can make a baby is beyond me. If its true or not that's besides the point its just fucking hilarious, I just pray to God that it is true so this high pitched fool fucks off back to whatever Canadian hick town he come's from. But if it is true there's going to be a lot of broken hearts and a lot less earning potential for Madam Bieber. What the fucks wrong with Selena Gomez: she couldn't keep Taylor Lautner happy because he may be gay and Justin Biebers off looking for anything with a pulse!

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PETA GET A FUCKING GRIP!

She looks really cruel - Sarcasm.

Controversial activist group, PETA have named Janet Jackson the cruelest celebrity of 2011. First off I'm actually offended for Janet Jackson and pretty pissed that these 'activists' attack celebrities who will fight back to get more publicity for their pathetic causes which is honestly complete arse because humans ARE the superior species and therefore we eat animals to survive, so wearing fur is exactly the same! And how anyone could name Janet Jackson cruel is beyond me all she did was design a fur line, if she didn't do it someone else would (like Pamela Anderson who will do anything for money no matter how many PETA campaigns she appears in).