I am becoming increasingly less loyal to Denise Welch

(Her husband, not father).

OKAY DENISE WE'VE SEEN THEM ENOUGH! Yet again Denise has got her baps out for the cameras, this time at a fucking karaoke bar! Which I am not sure is more embarrising the fact that she is semi naked with two other equally naked women or the fact that her soon to be ex husband is in the middler. Plus theres the whole karaoke thing. She's a bit of a loose cannon as one minute she's crying saying her life's shit LIVE on Loose Women then there she goes getting her tits out in a fucking karaoke bar, I'm sorry but I blame her parents (he dad just happens to be a well known drag queen).

So she is not having an affair, but she is seperating from her husband.

Bitch in pink as acting a little insensitive.

Deserved Celebrity Big Brother winner, Denise Welch broke down live on Loose Women as she publicly denied committing adultery as she has been single for "some time". Thank fuck now people may leave the poor woman alone just look at Demi Moore getting divorced is never easy especially when your middle aged and your looks begin to fade. Which in the public eye must be torture, leave them the fuck alone! No one gives a shit if it sells newspapers and their should be laws to protect fragile people in society. Yep Simon Cowell I'm looking at you.

She may let the cameras everyone, but fuck the fans she's moving to a gated community

She looks like a tranny hooker from the valley, no one tell Hugh Grant!

Reality fame whore, Kim Kardashian is said to be (most definitely a publicity stunt or an excuse to flaunt her excessive wealth when it would be best not to) scared after a trespasser came to the front door of her Beverly Hills home, he only wanted to borrow a cup of sugar but KK threw a bitch fit and is now moving to a nice gated community. (In the fake wedding can anyone else remember Kim trying to persuade Kris to buy Avril Lavigne's house in Bel Air? Well now with all that $18 million earned from her 'wedding', she can buy the fucking thing herself.). Next it will be Charlie Sheen coming up to her door to ask for a cup of white powder.

Is Joe Jackson broke?

He could at least stand up for his commission.

The man with the talented sperm, Joe Jackson was recently seen selling cheap fragrances from a kiosk in a tired Las Vegas mall. Its hardly a mid life crisis or he fancied a change from managing and manipulating one of the most talented families in the industry as later this year he will be celebrating his 84th birthday, he must just be broke. Joe was there on a personal appearance to promote Jackson family fragarances and sat under a famous image of the King of Pop himself. To make this condition worse this whole affair may be illegal. As Joe Jackson has no rights to use any trademarks associated with Michael Jackson. How the mighty have fallen, Katherine finally grew a pair and cut this fuck up off now he's having to earn his own money and not manipulate is relatives (at least not in person anyway, a picture is a picture).

Simon Cowell is the most unloyal twat in the entertainment industry.

She ain't no Paula!

First it was Cheryl Cole, he then changed the filming schedule so Dannii Minogue couldn't be on the panel and now he's dumped Paula Abdul (who I think is the best candidate for the job, she actually knows what the fuck she's talking about). But now he's offering Beyonce (overrated, give me Kelly Rowland any day) a huge $500 million contract for five years. Not only does she not need the money but how the fuck can you justify dumping both Nicole Scherzinger and Paula Abdul for once person who doesn't have the personality to cover two powerful females. He's an utter cunt!

Joan Knows Best: when you smoke pot phone your daughter to drive you home

Joan looks like a younger version of Sam Faiers

On the latest episode of Joan River' reality show she is seen getting high with her much younger friend, Lynne. In the past Rivers has be known to smoke Marijuana the deal with the pain of her numerous plastic surgeries. The pair pull up down a quiet lane to light up, then they develop the giggles and have to phone Melissa Rivers to drive them home. Passing by a sidewalk catering truck which is a suitable cure for their munchies (Joan Rivers is a fucking legend! Chelsea Handler is just a slut who can't hold her touch to her). Later on that evening Lynne and Joan find themselves fully clothed in the jacuzzi, and then when confronted pull in Melissa who seemed rather pissed off and annoyed about the whole situation. Also on this episode Melissa's boyfriends parents where in town to visit them and Cooper (Melissa's son and Joan's grandson, obviously).

ADELE IS BACK!

SHE'S FUCKING BACK!!!!!

Last year Adele had to undergo surgery to her vocal chords (which for one of very few singers who don't rely on auto tuning was the worst possible event, as it could have jeopardised her vocal abilities) but now she is back and fighting fit. Adele will be performing at the Grammys and has been nominated for six awards (she deserves at least seven like), lets just hope on the night she fucking destroys the competition at takes them all home! The only artist to out do Adele is twatty Kanye and his seven nominations, but is anyone really arsed because doubt he'll perform better than Adele on the night.