The legend that is Adele has bought a £2.5m house in Hove

Hometown Glory reference.

There seems to be a lot of celebrity real estate purchases lately and they all are completely irrelevant (that is aimed at fame whore Kim Kardashian and that untalented young girl, Justin Bieber) until it comes to Adele. And after months of searching Adele has purchased a £2.5 million house in Hove. It is not as big as her current rented place in Sussex (which she believes to be haunted) but this one has an amazing sea view. She will be moving in with her new boyfriend.

Whitney Houston actually had some money?!

Whitney Houston has died (pretty much assuming everyone knew that), and has left 100% of her estate to her only daughter (and fellow drug addict). Bobbi Kristina will get portions of the the money in stages starting on her 21st birthday, then her 25th and then her 30th. Which the majority of will be earned after her death considering she only had about $5 million left in actual cash thanks to the love her life (crack not BB).

Justin Bieber has not bought a $10.8m house.. yet.

It was recently reported that teen superstar (each to their own) had dropped $10.8 million on a modern house on Lake Hollywood. Ashton Kutcher is currently renting the house for $50,000 a month. This has since been reported as complete bullshit he is however still on the hunt for two Los Angeles homes, one for him and one for his mother (MILF!) for around $14 million (he should look at Vanilla Ice and realise that he needs to invest and save money rather than spending it on frivolous purchases, property is not a good investment. Unless your second name in Trump.).

Shocking Stacey smokes while pregnant!

At least she's sober.

Reality star Stacey Solomon is not a good role model or mother, she has recently been photographer smoking whilst 7 months pregnant. Since then she has tried to explain herself to the people via This Morning, she claims to smoke around 3 cigarettes a day. She seemed on This Morning to be genuinely apologetic and ashamed of her actions but is she really in the wrong? My answer no she had tried her best to quit and has massively cut down so at least she is trying, so fuck all you haters!

Eddie Murphy boning the Braxton

Cellulite.

The title says it all really sort of iconic actor Eddie Murphy is dating broke ballad singer Toni Braxton. I'm guessing its due to the size of his bank balancing more than anything as his whopping $75 million could easily handle her debts of up to $50 million, with some left over to survive on. Eddie doesnt half like a bit of rough but then again its a massive improvement on Mel B. Did he un-break her heart?

Another fading star has faded away

He doesn't look too healthy there.

Singer Davy Jones most notably from the band The Monkees died. He was seen in recent weeks looking healthy (and overly tanned) until he suffered a massive heart attack aged just 66. The Wednesday before his death it was reported that he had been suffering with breathing. He will leave behind a newish wife, four daughters, multiple grandchildren, an ailing band and dozens of devastated fans (not to mention a dismal $5 million).

Celine Dion forced in to vocal rest by UCLA doctors

Don't worry Celine our hearts will go on, and on!

Iconic musician and Queen of Las Vegas, Celine Dion has been forced to pull out of her Las Vegas show for four months due to a viral illness and weakness in her right vocal cord. This is Dion's second show in Vegas her first being a huge success and lasting 5 years, and when it terminated Dion was eager to get back. Since her last show she has a had a wildly successful tour plus she gave birth to twins Nelson and Eddy. She will return to her stage on June 9th, her stage being the $95 million Colosseum at Caesar's Palace Casino which was custom built for her and her previous show. She is reportedly being paid per $500,000 per show which would suggest that she actually is ill and does not just fancy a break.