Someone Needs To Stop Taking Marital Advice From Kim Kardashian!

She is actually a vile creature.

Sinead O'Connor has broke up from her latest (fourth) husband after 16 days! She even beats fame whore Kim Kardashian but I bet she earned nothing on Kim's $18 million. She had such a promising career as a short haired songstress but now she's edgy tattooed tramp who probably couldn't buy her way in to a record label! Well did we expect more since this bitch only lived with the latest victim for a fucking week! Anyway God help this poor schmuck because legally they can not get a divorce for four years! My advice to Barry Herridge is to take this bitch for everything shes got because she only married him to get her disgusting body and face in the papers again!

Out and Proud, Maybe Not

A bit close?

Twilight star (ego boost, he needs it after recent gossip), Taylor Lautner's coming out story, well more like rant in People magazine was in fact a hoax. Lautner's people have announced there is no truth in the announcement but can we be sure? He obviously wasn't enough 'man enough' for Selena Gomez because she's now with Justin Bieber, so, it kinda raises a couple of issues and not just on Selena's sexuality (Justin Bieber has a vagina) but why Taylor couldn't keep teen queen happy. So my theory is that Taylor felt so oppressed due to his true feelings so he finally burst like when Justin first saw Selena in a bikini and then he was told to take back the announcement as it could jeopardise the success of the Twilight Saga.

Father Material?

I blame the parents

The Most Dysfunctional Family of Reality TV is gaining a member! With all the excitement around babies lately I had to give the Osbourne's a mention, so when major fuck up Jack posted an intimate image of him and his buy a bride, which was rather cringe worthy. But you got to give it to him he's not as fat no more, stays away from drugs, LOOK AT THE PARENTS and the fact he has no talent at all. So yeah good on you Jack, an have a word with Kelly and tell her to get the fuck out of the public eye she's just vile and how the fuck she has the cheek to call Christina Aguilera fat when she's a fat fuck with the fucking talent! Don't worry Xtina, got your back any day!

Mariah Got Hot AGAIN!

Could have been bad

She's always been a hot mama, but now Mariah is officially hot, AGAIN! Considering her life you including a unruly childhood moving around a lot and racial abuse followed by an abusive relationship plus the whole early 2000's breakdown, you'd expect her to look more like Whining Whitney. So you could imagine all that bullshit and the majorly successful Glitter (irony, sorry I'm just a complete twat) could really age her but she's looking better than ever and she's finally where she wants to be in life a successful artist, loving wife and loving mother to her newborn twins Moroccan and Monroe. Well fuck me, some people do have it all.

More Baby News: 2 & Half Shoes!

Pity about the name like

I like to thing of 2 Shoes as Jedward but with a vague essence of talent. The newborn has been named Beaux, with x in honour of the X Factor (I bit pathetic like). Beaux was born on December 16th. 2 Shoes initially found out that Charley Bird was pregnant during their audition in London but decided to keep it quiet fearing that they would not get through. Seriously did they actually think they had a chance at winning? I blame Simon Fucking Cowell giving people false hope and then crushing them, except when its Frankie Cocainozza he deserved to have his dreams crushed because really he's just an annoying twat who looks like he has every STD that have ever existed and a nose which is spread across his face! On the subject of Frankie Cocainozza he should get the X Factor tattooed on his arse because he well and truely fucked the X Factor!

De Niros The Daddy!

Don't let the facade fool you.

Legendary actor Robert De Niro is a father for the sixth time. He used a surrogate an the baby had been named Helen Grace Hightower weighed 7 pounds 2 ounces. The couple already have a 13 year old son and Rob himself is no stranger to children as his oldest daughter Drena is 40. What is it with old people having babies? He's fucking 68 now so when his daughters 21 he'll be 89 and potentially dead, so that means he probably will never see her get married because who gets married before 21? Unless your Kim Kardashian and the potential husband is a millionaire. Anyway Robs no Mel Gibson, he's a good guy and has in the past spoke publicly about having 5 children to 3 women and how he keeps in constant contact with them all so basically eat shit Mel!

Another Day Another Dollar, Make That $425 million of them.

Your not that broke get over yourself!

Oscar winner, racist, drunk driver and general twat, Mel Gibson latest divorce has finally met its climax making Robyn Moore a very rich woman. So it looks to me like Twaty Mel will have to curb his lifestyle; flying commercial and it's probably the reason he's been seen around uber rich beach enclave Malibu in a fucking Smart car! After 26 years this bitch Robyn deserves a lot more coping with this nut cases mood swings, alcoholism and him fathering other children while they where still married. All I can say is it is a lucky escape for that Oksana Grigorieva who only got fertilised by this fuck up. Come to think of it I can't actually name a film that this fool starred in or had any involvement in other than that one about Jesus which I have no idea what it's called so where did he acquire such a vast fortune from?