41% of my audience are American. I'm guessing Kim Kardashian has been googling herself again?

One of Nicole Scherzingers former backup dancers forgot her bra

Remember her now?

Former Pussycat Doll Melody Thornton stepped out in the Elle's Women In Music Event yesterday and managed to upstage her former band mate Nicole and Jessie J. She forgot her bra. Jessie J turned up quite classy (for her anyway) but then quickly changed to a very revealing cat suit. So in my opinion I see this stunt as either trying to out do Nicole because she had the dancing skills, vocal ability and is now the only member from the Pussycat Dolls you can actually name or, she has an album or other project that needs some publicity. Sex sells.

Crack baby got greedy

I think Jennifer Hudson should get the role.

Since Whitney Houston's untimely death two months ago her daughter, Bobbi Kristian has been thrusted into the lime light and it seems that she ain't complaining. After landing a role on Tyler Perry's latest comedy series she now wants to play her mother in a movie about her life. Rihanna and Jennifer Hudson are also being considered for this coveted role. But even after all this bullshit she is still hungry, bitch is set to star in a reality show with her brother/future husband! Whitney would be proud.

How could anyone be mean to Louis Walsh?

Can you name these talentless people?

Cheryl Cole has finally grew a pair and stuck up for herself, its just a pity that Louis Walsh was the fool who was first in line. She is just a fame hungry whore actually as all this shit began when she refused to admit that Louis ever managed Girls Aloud (even though the other 3 or 4 talentless members have), which obviously Louis took offence to then said some random shit that he's a better manager then she is a singer, which I completely agree with she is useful if she didn't have looks and didn't get cheated on she would just be another pointless desperate celebrity like Nadine Coyle.

Robert died, Kris Escaped, Scott and Bruce got whipped and Lamar lost his career

Oh well.

Lamar Odom who was earlier this year transferred to Dallas is now out of a job. Many spectators believe his shit performance was due to his new wife Khloe Kardashian and him being constantly in the public eye due to the Kardashian Jenner's reality TV shows (which have many names but are all basically the same old shit). From watching Khloe and Lamar (yes they have a genius titled reality show) I'm guessing that he will get really fat because he likes to eat junk food and play video games and she will get no sleep as he will keep her up all night then another two years of marriage. I actually thought this wedding would work.

Cheryl ______?

She is a fool.

Originally Cheryl Tweedy, then she married a fuck up (Ashley Cole) who cheated numerous times and generally acted a twat and Cheryl Cole was formed. But now some time after the separation and official divorce Chezza has dropped her married name but is not taking up her maiden name for her music career. Simply call her Cheryl (it's not very commercial but then again she's not the brightest bulb in the bag, so..?).

Karl Lagerfeld is God.

Really?

The godfather of fashion Karl Lagerfeld has turned his couture hand to another project, a fucking helicopter! The rude and rather obnoxious icon had been approached by Agusta Westland to design a luxurious fleet of helicopters which I can predict that will be overpriced and white. In the past the feld as designed everything from Diet Coke to Dom Perignon and even once was offered to design a fashion village in Dubai (which like everything in Dubai didn't work out).