Justin Bieber has not bought a $10.8m house.. yet.

It was recently reported that teen superstar (each to their own) had dropped $10.8 million on a modern house on Lake Hollywood. Ashton Kutcher is currently renting the house for $50,000 a month. This has since been reported as complete bullshit he is however still on the hunt for two Los Angeles homes, one for him and one for his mother (MILF!) for around $14 million (he should look at Vanilla Ice and realise that he needs to invest and save money rather than spending it on frivolous purchases, property is not a good investment. Unless your second name in Trump.).

Shocking Stacey smokes while pregnant!

At least she's sober.

Reality star Stacey Solomon is not a good role model or mother, she has recently been photographer smoking whilst 7 months pregnant. Since then she has tried to explain herself to the people via This Morning, she claims to smoke around 3 cigarettes a day. She seemed on This Morning to be genuinely apologetic and ashamed of her actions but is she really in the wrong? My answer no she had tried her best to quit and has massively cut down so at least she is trying, so fuck all you haters!

Eddie Murphy boning the Braxton

Cellulite.

The title says it all really sort of iconic actor Eddie Murphy is dating broke ballad singer Toni Braxton. I'm guessing its due to the size of his bank balancing more than anything as his whopping $75 million could easily handle her debts of up to $50 million, with some left over to survive on. Eddie doesnt half like a bit of rough but then again its a massive improvement on Mel B. Did he un-break her heart?

Another fading star has faded away

He doesn't look too healthy there.

Singer Davy Jones most notably from the band The Monkees died. He was seen in recent weeks looking healthy (and overly tanned) until he suffered a massive heart attack aged just 66. The Wednesday before his death it was reported that he had been suffering with breathing. He will leave behind a newish wife, four daughters, multiple grandchildren, an ailing band and dozens of devastated fans (not to mention a dismal $5 million).

Celine Dion forced in to vocal rest by UCLA doctors

Don't worry Celine our hearts will go on, and on!

Iconic musician and Queen of Las Vegas, Celine Dion has been forced to pull out of her Las Vegas show for four months due to a viral illness and weakness in her right vocal cord. This is Dion's second show in Vegas her first being a huge success and lasting 5 years, and when it terminated Dion was eager to get back. Since her last show she has a had a wildly successful tour plus she gave birth to twins Nelson and Eddy. She will return to her stage on June 9th, her stage being the $95 million Colosseum at Caesar's Palace Casino which was custom built for her and her previous show. She is reportedly being paid per $500,000 per show which would suggest that she actually is ill and does not just fancy a break.

Justin Biebers manager buys him a hybrid for his 18th birthday!

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Recently Justin Bieber was on the Ellen Degeneres show to celebrate his 18th birthday. He was also on the show with his manager Scooter Braun, who surprised him with a $100,000 2012 Fisker Karma hybrid (like this little girl needs another car!). It will take pride of place next to Bieber's existing vehicles which include a Ferrari, a custom bat man Cadillac and a suped up Range Rover (once associated with the upper class now a new money chavy runaround). The hybrid has a 2 litre engine, can go 0-60 miles per hour in under six seconds with a top speed of 125 miles per hour.

Give me a Prius any day!

Joustin Beaver vs Justin Bieber (my money's on the beaver)

I'm backing Beaves.

The makers of Joustin Beaver (a character from an app for Android mobile phones) are sueing Justin Bieber as he has attempted to prevent them releasing the game which he sees as a parody of his life. Which means he wants more money and you give him back his story so he can exploit his millions of misled fans or you release the game then give him the money. Joustin Beaver is a buck tooth beaver with a Justin Bieber hairstyle (which for the record he has no legal claim to so his team need to find a better excuse) who floats down a river on a log whilst people ask for 'otter-graphs' and take 'phot-hogs' (don't worry I don't get it either).

TEAM BEAVER!