Justin Biebers manager buys him a hybrid for his 18th birthday!

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Recently Justin Bieber was on the Ellen Degeneres show to celebrate his 18th birthday. He was also on the show with his manager Scooter Braun, who surprised him with a $100,000 2012 Fisker Karma hybrid (like this little girl needs another car!). It will take pride of place next to Bieber's existing vehicles which include a Ferrari, a custom bat man Cadillac and a suped up Range Rover (once associated with the upper class now a new money chavy runaround). The hybrid has a 2 litre engine, can go 0-60 miles per hour in under six seconds with a top speed of 125 miles per hour.

Give me a Prius any day!

Joustin Beaver vs Justin Bieber (my money's on the beaver)

I'm backing Beaves.

The makers of Joustin Beaver (a character from an app for Android mobile phones) are sueing Justin Bieber as he has attempted to prevent them releasing the game which he sees as a parody of his life. Which means he wants more money and you give him back his story so he can exploit his millions of misled fans or you release the game then give him the money. Joustin Beaver is a buck tooth beaver with a Justin Bieber hairstyle (which for the record he has no legal claim to so his team need to find a better excuse) who floats down a river on a log whilst people ask for 'otter-graphs' and take 'phot-hogs' (don't worry I don't get it either).

TEAM BEAVER!

Kim Kardashian rents an overpriced tacky house

Does she not know she lives alone?

Sex tape star, former wife of Damon Thomas and Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashian has signed a lease for $40,000 a month for a tacky house in a gated community in Beverly Hills. She orignally had her heart set on a much larger house in Bel Air but decided to stay in Beverly Hills to be close to her former residence (which she likes to think is worth $5 million which just isnt true, in a good market she'd be lucky to get pack what she paid, $3.4 million). Her new 6,700 square foot home has 6 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms

80 year old Uma Thurman is pregnant with her third child

Yeah I don't own any rights are anything about this image, thank God.

Kill Bill star(?) Uma Thurman and boyfriend Arpad Busson (rich and old, good combination) are expecting their first child together. They each already have two children each from previous relationships (hers by Ethan Hawke and his by Elle Macphearson). Okay so maybe she isn't 80 but she looks a hell of a lot older than 41 and incapable of conceiving a child. If I was one of her existing kids I'd be pretty pissed that she is cutting down their inheritance by around $7.5 million (but he must have a couple of tax dodged millions floating around somewhere as his looks and his girlfriends/lovers/wives/fiancees don't quite match).

I obviously don't get fame, the Oscars is a special event to award generally talented actors not the chance for fame hungry twats like Sacha Baron Cohen to act a cunt with pathetic publicity stunts!

Nothing to say really.

Sacha Baron Cohen is a dumb fuck who makes me ashamed to be British. This knob turns up in a dictator costume and rambles some random shit (all his movies and accents are the same, just saying) that doesnt even make sense then 'accidently' tips over fake ashes of Kim Jong Il over Ryan Seacrest! Why?! Why would you do this?! If I was Ryan Seacrest I would have punched this prick repeatedly in the face. He is just not funny.

Rihanna on the shortlist to play Whitney Houston in a movie, why?

No similarities at all!

Rihanna maybe talented but what the fuck has she got in common? Whitney Houston was a powerful ballad singer and Rihanna is an edgy (verging on trampy) R&B singer. And considering Clive Davis is actually involved with this movie I have actually lost some respect for him as there is a lot more suitable candidates for the role, Jennifer Hudson. I've got a feeling this will either be the best movie ever or a complete fuck up like Mariah Carey's Glitter (which I didn't think was that bad), give me The Bodyguard any day!

Admiral General Aladeen was uninvited then invited to the Oscars?

Did Gaddafi have a love child?

Edgy (meaning completely fucking weird and possible insane) actor Sacha Baron Cohen made it public his intentions to arrive to the Academy Awards as his latest alter ego. The alter ego being that of Admiral General Aladeen an exiled dictator (that's pretty much the movie don't bother going to see it). Until the producers decided that he needed to re-think his outfit (I thought Gaddafi and North Korea's dictator where busy, but who knows?) or he would not be permitted to attend. Then he did a pointless promo telling them to re-think his invitation, they did and now he's going. That's it really.