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| Queen of Blackpool |
Being sheek and elegant isn't something that just happens, ask the Kardashians. So when some football managers (give a shit which one?) ex-girlfriend, Nancy Dell'Olio couldn't get on a coach for four hours in case she had a panic attack for the Strictly Come Dancing Tour. So really shes lucky another contestant (Holly Valance, that Australian who had one vaguely successful song) is boning one of the Candy brothers (built One Hyde Park) and willing to offer up a private jet and Rolls Royce to and from. Back to the elegance and sheek, so this (wo)man thinks shes something special as she can wear two dead animals at once but can't afford to charter her own jet? Make the slut get the coach! Anyway whilst in Blackpool she strut around in her two fur coats trying to look like some kind of queen, but in reality she looked more like some cheap fucking tranny who came out of one of Blackpool's many tacky gay bars. So memo to Nancy: marry a rich man or live within your means just like Kerry Katona.
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