Sunday, 22 January 2012

I love you both and this will be pure H-E double L for me

He' batting a little high me thinks.

Yet again the divorce waggon has made its way through Hollywood now Seal and Heidi Klum are separating. And reports seem to pointing the blame at Seal's door as he parties too hard. I hope theres a prenup involved otherwise Seal, the talentless fucker will be a hell of a lot richer, between them they have a $20m house in Brentwood in a gated community, beach house in Mexico plus $85m in cash. I have a painless solution Katy Perry and Seal should get married and party all they like then Heidi Klum and Russell Brand should get married then adopt all one hundred of Heidi's children.