Monday, 9 January 2012

One Direction have died.


At least they can put in a claim.

Well they haven't yet but there was a close call when their tour bus crashed, three have them have been treated for neck injuries. It happened in Birmingham when a car hitting high speed hit the side of their tour bus. They had been advised to cancel their next gig in Plymouth but they refused, (maybe they aren't annoying little shits after all). This incident caused yet another social networking frenzy, thank fuck it didn't affect my Twitter use otherwise they would still be the annoying little twats I previously thought they where. So luckily the next Take That are all good and will be pleasing female teenage audiences across the UK (because they are a long way off hitting the international markets).