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Once upon a time there was a semi famous magician called Paul Daniels who married his much younger glamorous assistant Debbie McGee, then he got boring and moved to Berkshire. Anyway whilst preparing props for his new tour (I'm not bullshitting it is actually true, he is touring!) when he cut of his finger. Then he drives himself to hospital! Which I find fucking ridiculous, how can he see of the steering wheel, plus he's missing a pissing finger? Since the incident Paul Daniels has spoke out to confirm that his tour will continue so everyone should go and buy tickets!
